Hey. I am more religious than I appear. I know the Bible well.
And with that?
There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park.
So.
Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.
Here’s something else you might want to note for future reference.
It is common knowledge that Jesus drove a Honda.
But he didn’t like to talk about it.
To prove this, I quote:
From John 12:49 “For I do not speak of my own Accord…”
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“Faith can move mountains, but it never once mentions merging lanes.”— Anne Lamott
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“I trust God completely. I just don’t ask Him to handle rush-hour traffic.”— Nora Ephron
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“Jesus take the wheel is a lovely sentiment, but someone still needs to check the mirrors.”— David Sedaris
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“I believe in divine guidance. I also believe in seatbelts.”— Madeleine L’Engle
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“God may be my co-pilot, but I’m still responsible for the insurance deductible.”— Erma Bombeck
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