We all need something to watch every now and again.
It is our human nature to watch.
The cavemen and cavewomen used to sit around the boulders and watch their newly discovered fire.
The peasants used to sit around on their wooden chairs and watch the soup boil and the socks dry.
The folks from the Roaring 20s used to gather in theaters and watch the silent movies.
And here we are today, sitting on our sectionals, remote in hand, watching the 5,372 streaming TV and movie channels.
There’s so much out there to consume these days when it comes to watching our TVs. So many of us remember the days of three channels and no “clickers.” Yet here we are. In a lifetime. So much has changed.
Well, some things are simply terrible today. They are not even worth the electricity it takes to play them on our sets. And Rotten Tomatoes tries to help us know about these things. They rate TV shows and movies by “viewer choice.”
So, with so many soup pots to watch, here are the “25 Worst Ever Movies” as rated by Rotten Tomatoes. You can go here for the full list of 100. https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/worst-movies-of-all-time/
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THE LIST of the WORST:
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002) // 0 percent
One Missed Call (2008) // 0 percent
A Thousand Words (2012) // 0 percent
Gotti (2018) // 0 percent
Pinocchio (2002) // 0 percent
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) // 0 percent
Lady Killers (2003) // 0 percent
The Last Days of American Crime (2020) // 0 percent
Jaws: The Revenge (1987) // 0 percent
Dark Crimes (2018) // 0 percent
The Ridiculous 6 (2015) // 0 percent
Stratton (2018) // 0 percent
London Fields (2018) // 0 percent
The Nutcracker in 3D (2010) // 0 percent
Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991) // 0 percent
Problem Child (1990) // 0 percent
Wagons East! (1994) // 0 percent
3 Strikes (2000) // 0 percent
Shadow Conspiracy (1997) // 0 percent
Cabin Fever (2016) // 0 percent
Redline (2007) // 0 percent
Mac and Me (1988) // 4 percent
Look Who’s Talking Now (1993) // 0 percent
Staying Alive (1983) // 0 percent
The Disappointments Room (2016) // 0 percent
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Do yourself a favor. When in doubt, watch The Green Mile. Again.
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“The art of seeing has to be learned.” — Marguerite Duras
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“The more that you watch, the more you see. The more that you see, the more you know.” — Thomas Archer
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“To watch is to be curious, to look beneath the surface of things.” — Martin Buber
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The Worst of the Worst
